HOLE IN ONE…OR TWO
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that men love to play golf. Personally, I’ve never really understood the entire draw towards the game. Though I do enjoy miniature golf I cannot fathom walking for three hours chasing a ball. So I thought to myself, instead of three hours of golf, what about three hours of sex? Now that is a great idea!!!Well what you need for this game is a small putting green (your carpet) a cup for the hole (you can pick up at any big box department store or any golf store), his putter, and a couple of golf balls. Now what you must do is decide on nine things that he or even you may want to do for sexual favors. Some things can include:
| - Oral Sex | Man on Top | - Sex Toys |
| - Fun with fruit | - Woman on Top | - 5 Minutes of … |
| - Shower | - Sitting Position | - 10 Minutes of … |
| - Lap dance | - Side by Side | - 15 Minutes of … |
| - Hand job | - Exotic Positions | - Bondage |
| - Hotel | - Anal Sex | - Domination |
Select nine things and place them in an envelope and label them Hole 1 to Hole 9. Hidden within these nine envelopes will be nine different desires to make his or your dreams come true.Now you must create nine different holes within the house. You have control over where you want to put the ball or what obstacles you want to put in the way. Yes it is miniature golf, but in your house.
What is left to do is set up the golf green and place two putting lines. You can use some masking tape and set up 9 lines at each of the different holes. Also place one line one foot in front of the other line so you get the advantage of putting from closer. Of course we want to give you the upper advantage.
As he walks in that evening the two of you will be putting for sex. Explain to him the game and once you start, feel free to distract him in any way possible. You can take off a piece of his or your clothing, blindfold him with your bra, or even giving him oral sex. By the time he gets to the final hole the two of you will be naked which is perfect for him. Want to change the game a little bit? Try selecting 9 different positions instead of foreplay scenes. Now set up the 9 holes. If he gets a hole in one, he gets the envelope, if he doesn’t, he gets nothing. But be easy on him and make it simple, you want to have fun too. Be sure to show him what the position is before he putts so he will be eager to get the hole in one.